Obama "Borrows" For His Speech
"It is a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page." "Real love bursting out of every seam." Jaleel White must be furious.... Continue reading
Alanis Morissette covers "My Humps"
One of the funniest things I've seen/heard in a long time, Alanis Morissette covering Fergie's terrible song "My Humps": Funny stuff. No matter how many times I watch it I still crack up. I knew the lyrics in that song were bad, but I didn't realize they were this bad. It's incredible that someone with as little musical talent has had a career in music as long as Stacy Ferguson.... Continue reading
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The Writers of Lost
See how the writers of the hit TV series "Lost" come up with all those crazy plot twists when you watch the behind-the-scenes footage below (warning: NSFW language):... Continue reading
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I am "Flaccid with Rage" over the iPhone
Okay, I'm actually quite excited about the iPhone but Stephen Colbert gives Apple the dreaded double finger wag for the iPhone announcement. "The iPhone has given the nerd community it's hardest collective wood since Princess Leia wore a bronze bikini... But I am flaccid with rage." The Colbert Report isn't always good but that's one of the funniest (and most on point) lines I've heard in a while. The love Apple is getting right now... Continue reading
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My Gift This Christmas... A Special Christmas Box
NBC may have actually figured out this whole Internet thing finally. Last December they were pulling the hilarious "Lazy Sunday" (the Chronicles of Narnia Rap) off of YouTube but this year they're actually putting funny, exclusive content up on the site. Check out the NSFW, uncensored Christmas song from Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake below: The song isn't actually any funnier with the expletive in the song than it was without it. The most interesting... Continue reading
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EA's NFL Head Coach commercial
You know what's a bad idea? Letting Eddie George go. Get me a water. Notice a guy wearing George's old number 27 standing behind the two as they argue over the play call. Now that's funny. The game was released yesterday and is getting decent reviews, something I'd definitely pick up if NCAA Football 2007 wasn't coming out in just a few more weeks. I'm going to try to rent it from Blockbuster this... Continue reading
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Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow
Some funny new shirts over on Threadless in their new Type Tees section. Amusing slogans in great looking typefaces. My personal favorite is definitely Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow, which I totally could've thought of if I had ever gotten around to it. You can also submit your own slogans and possibly win $2000!... Continue reading
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Is Lost a Repeat?
A question I get asked often at home and at work, "Is Lost a Repeat this week?" I guess since probably 50% of shows are either repeats or recaps, it's a valid question. Normally I head over to titanTV to use their handy, personalized TV listings to check out if Lost was new or not. Now you can figure it out yourself thanks to IsLostaRepeat.com. Head on over to the site anytime you're wondering one... Continue reading
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The odd couple
I have no idea if this wedding announcement is real or not, but it was in the New Braunfels paper back in February and was just too weird not to post. Margaret Bornais and Robert Franklin Schneider don't look too odd (though someone should tell Robert goatees aren't very cool anymore), but if you read the announcement itself you'll see that both the bride and groom are well on their way to Crazy Town.... Continue reading
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TiVo Camouflage
Hilarious question posed to Bill Simmons' latest mailbag on ESPN.com this week: Q: I love TiVo, but why can't I change the name of my saved shows? In the days of the video, I could tape what I want, change the name to "Broncos Highlights -- 1994" and rest assured my wife would never look at it. Now, if I TiVo something she might not like, "Naughty Nurses" is right on the saved list. Has... Continue reading
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Truth In Movie Titles
Some really funny movie posters over at Something Awful with more accurate movie titles for some great and terrible movies. Collateral is now Good Movie, Sh***y Ending and King Kong is Too Long. My favorite is the one for Mulholland Drive. That movie was so obtuse just for the sake of being so. It was confusing because director David Lynch wanted it to be.... Continue reading
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Dumb and Dumber Mountain
There's officially 1,000 of these, and they're all funny. The music in this Dumb & Dumber plus Brokeback Mountain parody is what makes it sooo touching and gay...... Continue reading
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Jeremy Shockey's premature celebration
A week old now, but still hilarious. Jeremy Shockey celebrates a little early after teammate Jay Feely's last second field goal. Feely missed that one wide left and two more in overtime as the Giants lost to the Seahawks. (via)... Continue reading
My ten favorite facts about Chuck Norris
There are a lot of things you don't know about Chuck Norris... The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can accidentally beat the shit... Continue reading
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How in the world do you do this?
Had to get some cash for tomorrow's trip to Waco to watch the Horns play and saw some complete moron at Bank of America who looked like he hit the pole going like 35 miles an hour. Somehow his bumper was wrapped all the way back around it as well. Nice work genius.... Continue reading
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Gas prices blow...
...And DART agrees. You know it's a bad sign when gas goes up four cents when you're eating lunch and 24 cents over the course of three days. I swerved across three lanes of traffic just to get gas that was only $2.41 per gallon. I'm sure glad I get 5% cash back on all my gas purchases with my Citi MasterCard.... Continue reading
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Wing & Donuts
Interesting restaurant combo Christina and I saw on our way home this weekend. And why is donuts plural but wing isn't? I think Wing, Donuts, Washeteria, & Check Cashing would have been an even better business idea.... Continue reading
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Tony + Manu = Love
Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili are taking team chemistry to a whole new level. I don't know what the rules are in France and Argentina, but this is probably overdoing things just a bit. (via Orangebloods)... Continue reading
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Code Red at The Sausage Factory!
Not new news but it's funny so I thought I'd post it. Apprently a news channel in North Carolina thought allowing people to submit their own bad weather closings online was a good idea, that was until a bunch of NC State students figured it out. You went to the station's website, registered your business and once it was approved you could post anything and get it on TV. Some of them are absolutely... Continue reading
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New Texas Common Application now available
Looks like the Texas Common Application for admission to the state's public universities has changed a little bit for the coming year. Nothing too major, though I do find question 15 pretty interesting. Click to bring up the full-sized view of the application:... Continue reading
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We're number 65!!
With my bracked screwed beyond all hope of respectability and Texas one and done in March Madness, I thought I would post some college sports notes that conveniently mock my good friends at Texas A&M and Texas Tech. Aggies proud to be in the NIT Yeah, yeah. We lost in the first round of the NCAA Tournament, but at least we were in the damn thing. The Aggies appear to be quite proud of themselves... Continue reading
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Warning
I'm guessing the fine is the least of your problems. There's background info in the comments and some doubts about the signs veracity. Still funny as hell.... Continue reading
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The Somerville Gates
After our nice discussion on whether The Gates are crap or art or something else entirely, I found this absolutely hilarious. The Somerville Gates will be available in Somerville, Massachusetts until the cleaning lady comes. This helpful comparison of the two masterpieces, including statistics on the years it took to make (26 to .002) and the number of feline visitors (0 to 1). Amazingly this work of art was accomplished with only $3.50, slightly... Continue reading
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Aggies like sheep
The Longhorn fans are at it again, dressed up and mocking A&M. This time was even funnier. He even had a sign that said Baaaaah means no! Silly Aggies and their animal lovin'. I really don't know what to say about the guy in the gorilla suit, the giant orange foam novelty hat is a nice touch though. I miss being a college student.... Continue reading
Sandwich lovin'
The advertisement above is running on ESPN's Page2 and is absolutely hilarious. How did someone actually approve it? Apparently, McDonald's is not exactly as down with the slang kids these days are using as they think they are. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be telling us to have sex with their double cheeseburger. I'm a Dollar Menu guy is a stupid enough slogan without them also suggesting some hot man on sandwich action.... Continue reading
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Toy soldier taken hostage
Nice work by Islamic militants to capture one of our most important soldiers, Special Ops Cody. GI Joe, He-Man, and Strawberry Shortcake have all been taken to an undisclosed location for their safety. Unfortunately the Secret Service got to Barbie's Dream Home a little too late.... Continue reading
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Guns and bibles
We were just watching Vacation Home Search on the Travel Channel, and they're looking at vacation homes in Branson, Missouri. The realtor is showing the man a bedroom and points out the locking closet. She then utters the following words: You could put your guns or bibles in there. And stuff. Guns and bibles and stuff. In a locking closet. I know Missouri is in the Bible Belt, but is that really the first thing... Continue reading
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What day is Christmas again?
I know I said I wouldn't procrastinate anymore, but now I'm rethinking that goal. After all, according to MSN procrastinators can shop now and the gifts can still arrive in time for Christmas. Damnit, why didn't someone tell me I could have put off all my gift shopping until January. I guess we should commend Microsoft for staying in the holiday spirit instead of being the grinch they normally are. Or maybe someone should... Continue reading
Sign here to surrender your soul
As a conservative person, I sure do miss the extreme weirdness of Austin. Check out this receipt from I Love Video and the agreement you're making by signing. It says, I hereby surrender my soul for all eternity to the clerks at I Luv Video and will become part of their legion of zombies. I wonder if that will hold up in court. Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer trades... Continue reading
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The Society for HandHeld Hushing
Fight back against jackasses and conversations you don't give a damn about. Join SHHH and hand out these clever cards letting people know you think they should shut the hell up!... Continue reading
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Funny meds
I stole this off the Orangebloods forums this morning... A man came into the ER and yelled, "My wife's going to have her babyin the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. - Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX At the beginning of my shift... Continue reading
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None of the above
I'm tired of politics. John Kerry has no opinion and everyone thinks George Bush's opinions is wrong. So I'm going to try to tune it all out till after November. I'm getting all my news from Jon Stewart. Like GW? Then this is absolutely hilarious: The Ultimate John Kerry Ad John Kerry fan? Then you should watch this: Whitehouse West... Continue reading
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Brooster the Rooster
A farmer had 200 hens but no rooster. He wanted chicks, so he asked a neighbor if he had a rooster for sale. "Well, I have one, but he's expensive," the neighbor said. "His name is Brooster. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." The farmer brought Brooster, took him home, set him down in the barnyard and gave him a pep talk. "Brooster," the farmer said, "I want you to pace yourself. You've... Continue reading
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