Guns and bibles
We were just watching Vacation Home Search
on the Travel Channel, and they're looking at vacation homes in Branson, Missouri. The realtor is showing the man a bedroom and points out the locking closet. She then utters the following words:
You could put your guns or bibles in there. And stuff.
Guns and bibles and stuff. In a locking closet. I know Missouri is in the Bible Belt,
but is that really the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of valuables to secure?
I guess I can understand locking up your guns because they're dangerous and valuable, but your Bibles? Is there a rash of Bible-theft in Branson? Or are there kids running around reading Bibles without adult supervision?
It was the funniest and oddest thing I've heard in a while.
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1 Jon H said...
And then there are the hollowed-out faux Bibles that have guns in them.
Posted on January 15, 2005 at 09:04 PM