Sign here to surrender your soul
As a conservative person, I sure do miss the extreme weirdness of Austin.
Check out this receipt from I Love Video and the agreement you're making by signing. It says, I hereby surrender my soul for all eternity to the clerks at I Luv Video and will become part of their legion of zombies.
I wonder if that will hold up in court. Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer trades his soul for a donut.
I lived about a block from there when I was in school. I always thought it was creepy looking and ghetto. I have a feeling they have a beaded curtain leading to an XXX
section.
I've always wondered how places like that stay in business in this day and age. It's gotta be largely based on random weird movies and porn that Blockbuster doesn't carry. Or maybe they're just a ton cheaper. Or maybe Austinites refuse to rent from a large corporation like Blockbuster or Hollywood Video. Damn hippies.
If he had been a Netflix member he'd wouldn't be facing eternal damnation right now.
(via jkOTR)
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