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Office of Government Commerce (UK) unveils hilarious new logo

April 26, 2008 at 03:59 PM

The new OGC logo has quite the different look if you see it from the side. Whoops!

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Rick Astley, king of the 'Rickroll,' talks about his song's second coming

March 25, 2008 at 11:59 AM

I actually like "Never gonna give you up" so I don't mind being rickrolled.

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Americans shouldn’t cosplay

November 08, 2007 at 08:23 PM

Hot Japanese chicks with elaborate and accurate costumes or fat, dorky Americans who shouldn't be out in public in costume or out. Hmmmm.

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

May 28, 2007 at 07:19 AM

Fantastic domain name and a decent site. That scene from family guy is one of my all time favorites.

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Oklahoma names watermelon state vegetable

April 23, 2007 at 07:54 AM

The state of Oklahoma defies science and declares the watermelon the official state vegetable.

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Culturally significant words and phrases from The Simpsons

March 20, 2007 at 02:38 PM

A fantastic look at the words and phrases from The Simpsons that have made their way into popular use.

Cromulent means valid, acceptable, or possibly commonplace, coined by David X. Cohen for the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Iconoclast"; embiggen, more obviously, means to grow in size.

When schoolteacher Edna Krabappel hears the Springfield town motto, "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man," she comments she'd never heard of the word embiggens before moving to Springfield. Miss Hoover, another teacher, replies, "I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word".

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Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man

March 03, 2007 at 12:14 PM

There were more tense moments today after Boston Police were forced to blow up a suspicious looking man near a lamp post. An alert city worker called in the man after noticing that he had been leaning against the lamp post for more than ten minutes.

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An Open Letter to the Occupants of a House on the Nintendo Game 'Paperboy.'

March 01, 2006 at 10:16 PM

Iam writing to apologize for causing damage to your property on "Tuesday," when the newspapers I was attempting to deliver accidentally broke two of your windows, overturned your garbage cans, and, most despicably, unearthed a gravestone in your front lawn. The extremely hazardous and fast-paced sidewalk of the street you live on made my adrenaline jolt, and I had no choice but to pedal away, narrowly avoiding a tornado, the Grim Reaper, and that breakdancer who hangs around your house. I'm not sure if he's identified himself as a witness to the vandalism yet, but regardless, I am sorry.

(via)

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MySpace on The Daily Show

February 20, 2006 at 09:23 PM

Demetri Martin has a ridiculously funny special report on MySpace and other online communities.

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Aggies = Cheaters

February 09, 2006 at 10:01 PM

Whoops. There's just certain things you're supposed to not say to a reporter. Silly Aggie.

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The Milk Man, the Sheep, and the Seahawk

February 06, 2006 at 09:50 PM

Student section at the Erwin Center came prepared to Saturday's Texas vs. Texas A&M game.

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Honest College Course Descriptions

February 03, 2006 at 05:56 PM

I definitely took Incomprehensible Foreign Professor several times. Statistics 309 with Besty Greenberg should definitely been called Professor Book Sale. Why use Microsoft Excel when you can use this ridiculously bad software I have a financial interest in?

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The World of Nintendo

January 20, 2006 at 03:49 PM

I definitely wanted some of this stuff when I was 10 and totally had this kick ass watch at some point in my youth. You're a loser if you didn't.

Be sure to read the "unaltered" captions, funny stuff.

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Chuck Norris knows all

January 10, 2006 at 08:40 PM

Crap, we all better look out. Chuck Norris knows about the random facts.

A roundhouse kick to the head could be coming any minute.

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Chronic-les of Narnia

December 22, 2005 at 06:44 PM

"Snack attack motherf***er!"

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25 Things You Should Know About Guys

December 01, 2005 at 07:47 PM

Every guy has one dorky hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.

Sports aren't normally dorky, but my obsession with them is probably at least borderline dorky.

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Time Warner DVR has a sense of humor

October 26, 2005 at 09:39 PM

If you don't get the joke, be sure to read his post to find out why this is funny.

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President Bush's presidential speechalist

September 29, 2005 at 09:10 PM

Holy cow is that funny, Andy Dick is great is short bursts. From Comedy Central's Last Call 2004.

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Tiger Woods signs deal to endorse A-Rod

September 29, 2005 at 08:31 PM

A-Rod wants to be recognized not just as a star, but as an honest and hard-working individual, and the easiest way for A-Rod to get people to perceive him in this fashion is to sign a much more beloved athlete to tell them that.

I really need to remember to read The Onion more often.

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PA on SkyMall

September 27, 2005 at 07:55 PM

I can't stand flying, can I get a SkyMall magazine somewhere else? And would it be as interesting?

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Aggies prepare for Rita

September 25, 2005 at 10:04 PM

Sometimes it's just too easy.

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Think the Xbox 360 is expensive?

August 21, 2005 at 09:41 PM

Then Penny Arcade has an idea on how you can scrape together the money to afford the premium package.

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Anti-portfolio

August 11, 2005 at 08:45 PM

All the business opportunities Bessemer Venture Partners passed on. Online auctions and search engines? What horrible ideas...

(via Matt)

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The 50 People Who Need a Vicious Beating

July 31, 2005 at 04:00 PM

Aside from #1, Jay Leno, this list is right on. I've got no problem with wanting to give Leno a beating, but there are a lot of more deserving people. Lots of great people who need a vicious beating from the sports world, the Skip Bayless (#36) is right on the mark.

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Nice TV GW

July 31, 2005 at 03:18 PM

George W. Bush settles in to watch the shuttle launch on his state of the art 13" television set.

(via Engadget)

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The 'Wally Reflector'

July 10, 2005 at 11:26 AM

Great Dilbert on how to act like you want to do the work and still avoid it.

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What could've made Sideways better

June 30, 2005 at 11:22 AM

I didn't think it was that bad, but it was certainly an overrated film filled with yuppies who make me want to punch them in the face.

(via Best Week Ever)

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What if other NFL players spelled their names like Brett Favre?

June 29, 2005 at 09:48 AM

Brett Favre's ancestors couldn't spell, what if other NFL players had the same problems?

  • Drew Bledose
  • Ben Reothlibsegrer
  • Vinny Testavedre
  • Jerry Rcie
  • Chris Fuamtau-Ma'alfaa
  • Michael Vcik
  • Jamal Leiws
  • Willis MaGaehe
  • Laveranues Coels
  • Brett Farve
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Tony Batista scares tiny Asians

June 24, 2005 at 03:27 PM

Former major leaguer Tony Batista gets beaned in a Japanese pro baseball game and the poor pitcher takes off running thinking he's coming after him.

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Plunk Biggio

June 08, 2005 at 09:00 AM

A weblog "Dedicated to Craig Biggio and his (probably unintentional) Quest to break the all time major league career record for getting hit by pitches."

Although he's having a good season, I wish he and Jeff Bagwell had stopped getting plunked two years ago before their salaries and talent decline started to really hurt the Astros.

(via Kottke)

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Dark side of the Garden

June 02, 2005 at 04:43 PM

Now that's a funny shirt. Darth is a topiary genius!

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Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by spam subject lines

June 01, 2005 at 03:56 PM

May 27th's cartoon is crude and hilarious.

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A Gamer's Manifesto

June 01, 2005 at 10:47 AM

What gamers want and will actually get from the next-generation of consoles.

Hilarious.

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Dad?

May 24, 2005 at 08:33 AM

Another great shirt from Threadless, too bad they don't have any larges in stock.

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Great iPods in history

May 20, 2005 at 02:08 PM

Part two of the Mike Davidson's iPod shuffle giveaways is chock full of hilarious entries. Make sure to scroll through all the comments to see them all.

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Dilbert on procrastination and unreasonable deadlines

May 20, 2005 at 10:52 AM

Haha.

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Evil Empire vs. Evil Empire

May 19, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Nick Bakay compares Star Wars and the New York Yankees.

(via Orangebloods forums)

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Return of the Dorks

May 18, 2005 at 04:39 PM

Holy freaking crap this may be the funniest thing of all time.

When's the baby due?

Six weeks.

That's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia.

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Celebs saying their favorite swear words

May 12, 2005 at 08:44 AM

Okay, so not safe for work but funny as hell. It's just some commercial for a TV network in England with celebrities saying their favorite cuss words.

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Fauxmosexuality

May 04, 2005 at 03:57 PM

How to tell a metrosexual from a guy pretending to be a metrosexual because he thinks it'll get him laid.

(via Jeff Croft)

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Should Dilbert date a coworker?

May 04, 2005 at 09:35 AM

Dogbert thinks Dilbert needs to lower his standards.

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Stock footage additions, plus the original source!

May 02, 2005 at 09:53 PM
Stock girl flirting

An update to an update to an update.

The girl in the blue hat and shell necklace that first amazed us with her ability to go to school with Dell and Gateway at the same time, has shown up several more times in the last week. Plus, I finally got curious enough to look for the original source and was able locate it pretty easily.

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Most. Distrubing. Teddy Bear. Ever.

April 29, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Most. Distrubing. Teddy Bear. Ever.

That is seriously weird. I'm hoping it's just a bear whose coat you can change posed oddly. So weird.

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I am Derek Tobago

April 19, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Background info.

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Semicolons blow

April 18, 2005 at 08:25 PM

I really have no earthly idea when to use semicolons. I imagine I could count the times I correctly used them in the last five years on one hand.

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RonMexico.com

April 11, 2005 at 08:36 AM

Michael Vick is being sued by a woman who claims he knowingly gave her an STD. He allegedly uses the name Ron Mexico for the purpose of his testing and treatments.

Berg tried to buy the RonMexico.com domain but was one day too late. Now whoever beat him too it has a site up with nothing but a link to a CafePress store. My favorite item is the thong.

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Man recreates Rocky movie

April 01, 2005 at 03:24 PM

Best parts: the very beginning when he uses supermarket conveyor belt as treadmill and in the middle when he weighs himself on the supermarket scale.

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Penny Arcade - Liar's Day

April 01, 2005 at 01:05 PM

Now those are some good April Fool's jokes.

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You have died of dysentery

March 31, 2005 at 08:30 AM

Now that's a funny t-shirt.

Man I loved Oregon Trail, I never had it at home. I was deprived.

Must download.

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Mouse pad couch

March 29, 2005 at 12:16 PM

That's thoroughly amusing. A good mousepad is really hard to find these days, mine at home has Reesey's picture on it.

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Penny Arcade on Lumines

March 25, 2005 at 06:54 PM

My thoughts exactly.

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Credit card signature pranks

March 25, 2005 at 06:37 PM

I've taken to half-assing my signature so much on those screens at Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc. The ones on the self-checkouts are at like a freaking ninety degree angle, how am I supposed to write on that thing?

This guy took it a few steps further after he notices how long it's been since anyone's checked the signature. I could've told him that Circuit City was going to check, Best Buy does too. They check ID and the signature most of the time.

(via Authentic Boredom)

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Daily Show on Elgin and Dr. Phil

March 21, 2005 at 10:53 PM

I was going to do a full post with high quality video pulled off my TiVo, but after an hour of downloading ten different encoders, decoders, demuxers, and multiplexers and then another hour of actually trying to use it I just gave up. It really shouldn't have to be so damn hard.

It's funny, my parents are from Elgin, watch the freaking clip already.

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Brian is having a massage

March 21, 2005 at 08:24 PM

In response to a day full of this I guess.

(via Kottke, who is having one too)

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The 30 least-hot things you can say to a naked woman

March 18, 2005 at 02:28 PM

I'm ready to go again. Too much fiber, I guess.

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JJ is Redickulous-LY GAY

March 17, 2005 at 10:59 AM
JJ is Redickulous-LY Gay

Nice retort to the Duke fan's sign heralding JJ Redick by a Maryland fan.

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A day in the life of Darth Vader

March 15, 2005 at 12:21 PM

Darth Vader goes to work and puts up with the baby.

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Potentially Offensive Insights

March 11, 2005 at 11:24 AM

Al-Qaeda game developers and murder porn, what more can you ask for?

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Napoleon Dynamite vs. Fender

March 09, 2005 at 09:23 AM

Weird but funny cross-promotion between Napoleon Dynamite and the new animated movie Robots.

(via Kottke)

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Phil Mickelson photo

March 08, 2005 at 08:44 AM

No comment.

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The Hooters Gates

February 28, 2005 at 12:47 PM
hooters gates

Well if Christo and Jeanne-Claude aren't going to make any money off The Gates, I guess someone else should.

(via Matt)

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Awkward Office Moments

February 27, 2005 at 09:37 PM

Nice list. Almost all of these happen to me at the office weekly.

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The Super Friends act out Office Space scenes

February 25, 2005 at 02:19 PM

Superman as Peter Gibbons, Batman is Michael Bolton, Robin as Samir.

It's sure is funny seeing Aquaman showing us his oh face.

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How Paris Hilton got hacked

February 23, 2005 at 10:13 AM

Umm... duh.

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Women will get sterile just looking at you

February 17, 2005 at 02:14 PM

Holy cow this is funny.

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Decorate Malarkey's studio

February 08, 2005 at 03:13 PM

Some really funny stuff in the comments.

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A puppy watching the Puppy Bowl

February 08, 2005 at 11:50 AM

We watched it a little. Reesey kept barking at it and trying to figure out what was wrong. She would go behind the TV and see if she could find the whimpering puppy back there. So cute.

Poor little Reesey didn't get to see the puppies in HD, Grande sucks.

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Germany rules!

February 08, 2005 at 11:12 AM

Chocolate, beer, cars, war... You name it, Germany rules at it.

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How To Write Unmaintainable Code

February 07, 2005 at 10:57 AM

Now this is funny stuff. Helpful hints like using one letter variable names and lying in the comments. Must read.

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The rules according to guys

February 03, 2005 at 03:21 PM

Something every woman should read. My favorites:

  • Learn to work the toilet seat.
  • Ask for what you want.
  • If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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Penny Arcade on Video Game exclusivity

January 26, 2005 at 09:21 AM

Penny Arcade's got a pretty funny comic on the whole EA with the NFL and ESPN contracts, and Take Two with Major League Baseball signing.

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Aggie Goat Camp

January 25, 2005 at 08:58 AM

No seriously. Aggieland Goat Camp. Goat. Camp. It's just too easy.

GOATS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED, YOU MUST FURNISH YOUR OWN GOAT

For all my parents have given me, the thing I'm most thankful for is that I wasn't raised an Aggie.

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You suck at the Internet

January 19, 2005 at 04:06 PM

I'm not sure why, but I found this incredibly hilarious. I was talking to my boss when I saw it in someone's post at a message board, I had a hard time not busting out laughing.

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Get Fuzzy is on the juice

January 12, 2005 at 01:58 PM

Bucky is pumping iron and on the juice.

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Create your own iPod Shuffle

January 12, 2005 at 11:33 AM

A real quick hack to turn your iPod into an iPod Shuffle.

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I beat anorexia

January 11, 2005 at 10:12 AM

He beat anorexia. Good thing he sought help before it was too late.

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The Gallery of Misused Quotation Marks

January 07, 2005 at 11:31 AM

One of my big pet peeves is people who use quotation marks incorrectly. It's really freaking annoying. The Gallery of Misused Quotation Marks is pretty damn funny.

Some favorites:

  • Road Work Ahead
  • Milk 1.99
  • Real bacon bits
  • Fresh fruit
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Comic Sans Anti F***ing Piracy

January 05, 2005 at 04:00 PM

Michael Heilemann discusses his opinion of the anti-piracy propaganda that you have to sit through at the beginning of a movie you just paid to see.

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Dilbert on secretaries

January 05, 2005 at 09:09 AM

Haha.

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Business sucks sale

December 30, 2004 at 10:42 AM

Truth in advertising.

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Dooce bought a Boohbah

December 27, 2004 at 11:07 AM

These are the ugliest/creepiest things I've ever seen. I saw them in Toys R Us and felt compelled to point that out to everyone within ear shot. Dooce thinks they're retarded too, but bought Leta one anyways.

What is wrong with kids these days? Why can't they just play with sock monkeys. Those things ruled.

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Online dating job auction site

December 23, 2004 at 09:06 AM

Pretty funny Dilbert.

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Flamingo Drive

December 22, 2004 at 04:03 PM

From the makers of the penguin chucking Yeti comes Flamingo Drive. Your yeti uses a flamingo golf club to whack the penguin as far as possible. Be sure to use the giraffe and snake assistance as often as possible.

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Zeldman goes postal

December 21, 2004 at 02:06 PM

I've never had issues with the USPS site, probably because I've never tried to actually purchase anything.

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Structured procrastination

December 16, 2004 at 08:38 AM

The list of tasks one has in mind will be ordered by importance. Tasks that seem most urgent and important are on top. But there are also worthwhile tasks to perform lower down on the list. Doing these tasks becomes a way of not doing the things higher up on the list.

Shows how come my apartment would get so organized during finals time in college.

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What is FedEx? (PDF!)

December 10, 2004 at 10:56 AM

Funny ad from FedEx capitalizing on Ken Jennings' incorrect answer that cost him his record winning streak. (via Authentic Boredom)

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Harry Da Vinci's Rings

December 06, 2004 at 12:55 PM

Young Harry, a Hogwart's symbologist fights orcs in the hills of New Zealand.

Almost as good as my nerd movie nirvana: Lord of the Jedi Strikes Back: Reloaded.

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Society Founder Invited to Join the Gmail Testing Group

December 03, 2004 at 11:57 AM

I can't decide what this site is, is it serious? Or is it something more akin to The Onion? Or is it a site that links to real but stupid news.

Whatever it is, it's funny. The guy got a Gmail invite and decided it was worthy of a press release. The gracious founder had this to say:

I am thrilled about Google’s invitation to join its Gmail beta testing group. To be selected by fellow beta users to help during the testing period is an honor. The Landist Society is always striving to find and improve the technology services we offer our members. Now we have an excellent channel with which we can express our members' specific needs to Google.

Stupid people are funny. (via Authentic Boredom Linkage)

Update: Oh yeah, I just remembered I have Gmail invites again. Want one? No need for a press release, just contact me and I'll hook you up.

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Tattoo'd clothing

December 02, 2004 at 10:17 AM
Tattoo shirt

I could be so hardcore with one of these tattoo'd t-shirts. Chicks would be all over me.

Or this could be the lamest and strangest fad I've ever seen. Do you think they have a sleeve color light enough to match my pale-ass skin? (via Engadget)

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The Latest National Crisis

December 01, 2004 at 09:17 AM

Uptight and negligent mothers release their list of the top 10 most violent games, and then Penny Arcade attacks them. Hilarity ensues.

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Funny Dilbert on why I'm always right

November 05, 2004 at 10:49 AM

Pretty funny. In case you don't know me very well, I am always right.

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Ratherisms

November 04, 2004 at 03:56 PM

Some of the best:

Do you hear that knocking...President Bush's re-election is at the door.

In southern states they beat him like a rented mule.

What about Michigan? It's been out there for a long time. Is that making your fingernails sweat?

He used a similar one back in 2002:

It's beginning to get exciting as the Democrats' fingernails are starting to sweat.

Hilarious. It's amazing what a SFA education gets you. (via Jeremy Flint)

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Get Fuzzy on Johnny Damon

November 03, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Since Jesus plays for the Red Sox, Bucky suggests Steinbrenner will bring in Buddha next year.

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Real life Aggie joke

October 29, 2004 at 03:08 PM

I love Aggies, they do such a good job of making the rest of us feel better about ourselves.

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Ashlee Simpson iPod

October 28, 2004 at 01:03 PM

Wow, this is classic. Greg Storey is an amazing designer and he's come up with some great stuff, but his latest creation is his best. Hilarious!

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Ashlee Simpson actually worse than she sounds

October 25, 2004 at 09:04 AM

Wow, I thought Ashlee Simpson was a crappy singer, turns out she's actually crappier than she sounds. She was caught on SNL when she held the mic down at her waist and everyone could still hear her voice singing, the wrong freakin' song.

Update: Christina and I saw Ashlee on the Radio Music Awards last night (10/25) and damn she was horrible. Please Ashlee, for the sake of mankind go back to lip-synching.

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A-Rod's purse

October 21, 2004 at 09:13 PM

Haha, nice one. A-Rod sure made himself the butt of a lot of jokes with this one.

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Chuck likes Pop Tarts

October 21, 2004 at 01:58 PM

Reesey would have been on the table about .7 seconds after I left it. Chuck is a begger, Reesey is a grabber.

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iDebate

October 20, 2004 at 01:11 PM

Someone has discovered the truth behind the bulge on Bush's back during the first debate. Pretty clever.

I haven't mentioned the bulge itself before because it's too moronic to bother. Some people are claiming that the photo posted here proves that George W. was receiving help during the debate. Morons.

It's the year 2004, if he was wired and communicating with someone during the debate he would've had a tiny ear piece and not some giant rectangular thing. Someone at Juiced Thoughts suggested it might be a bullet-proof vest. (via Joi Ito via Juiced Thoughts)

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PA on Lost

October 20, 2004 at 12:28 PM

I love Lost.

I love Penny Arcade.

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dooce: The First Born

October 14, 2004 at 08:55 AM
Leta's giraffe

Poor Chuck, he's now just a dog.

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You Have Bad Taste in Music

October 13, 2004 at 10:50 AM
You Have Bad Taste in Music

I'll admit that I'm no music afficionado. I find out about new music from the radio, MTV, iTunes, and Christina. I probably couldn't tell you what was good music, but I definitely can tell bad music when I hear it.

The guy on this site attends concerts with a bull horn and makes sure everyone is clear that their taste in music sucks. Fortunately for us, he video tapes it all for our amusement.

Of particular hilarity are the Train and Justin Timberlake/Christina Aguilera clips.

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Chatting AIM bot

October 13, 2004 at 08:42 AM

Pretty funny, possibly pretty evil too. Have a pedophile friend? Send Stacey the 15 year old AIM bot and find out just how long it takes till he mentions the words "web cam." I'll post the conversations Christina and I had with them later. (via Engadget)

Here's my conversation with "Stacey." And Christina's boring one with Andy.

The bot doesn't seem very intelligent, I think I remember SmartBuddy or whatever that thing was called back in the day making for a more intelligent conversation. Of course with "him", we would just IM him to tell him to f*** off. College RULES!!

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Neubix employee no. 5

October 11, 2004 at 04:37 PM

Two links in one day about puppies, but this damn dog was too cute not to link to.

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Flickr tag: puppy

October 11, 2004 at 10:02 AM

Flick is a pretty damn cool web app that lets you share and manage your photo collections. If you make your images public and give them tags, then people can view all the most recent images with a common tag just by entering a particular URL. The best one ever is "puppy," because everyone loves puppies. (via Anil Dash)

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PA mocks Tiger Woods

September 24, 2004 at 02:14 PM

Penny Arcade takes a shot at Tiger Woods' recent career troubles, but only one of them gets the joke.

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Get Fuzzy

September 23, 2004 at 09:31 AM

This is just a really funny comic starring a guy and his cat and dog. I've been reading via RSS for about a month now and it's almost always good.

Today's (9/23) is particularly funny as the cat tries to curse the owner's beloved Red Sox.

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The Incredibles trailer

September 22, 2004 at 03:23 PM

This movie looks like it's going to be hilarious, all the trailers have been great. This one is funny as hell and it's a high-quality Quicktime file too.

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ifoundsomeofyourlife

September 17, 2004 at 02:43 PM

Guy gets in taxi. Guy loses Compact Flash card. Another guy gets in taxi. Other guy posts all 227 of you photos in his blog, complete with stories.

Hilarity ensues.

Update: Apparently the site owner has buckled under the pressure. He has pulled the site's content in fear of legal action (but not from the actual memory card owner). I hate lawyers.

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Crapping can be hazardous to your health

September 17, 2004 at 11:40 AM

Heather Armstrong is one damn funny woman. Her site Dooce.com is filled with funny stories of her life, and there's a ton of heartwarming stuff mixed in there too.

This story isn't even from her own life, but of her cousin's. But DAMN is it funny. Must read.

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