Office of Government Commerce (UK) unveils hilarious new logo
The new OGC logo has quite the different look if you see it from the side. Whoops!
Rick Astley, king of the 'Rickroll,' talks about his song's second coming
I actually like "Never gonna give you up" so I don't mind being rickrolled.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny & Video & Web
Americans shouldn’t cosplay
Hot Japanese chicks with elaborate and accurate costumes or fat, dorky Americans who shouldn't be out in public in costume or out. Hmmmm.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Fantastic domain name and a decent site. That scene from family guy is one of my all time favorites.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Oklahoma names watermelon state vegetable
The state of Oklahoma defies science and declares the watermelon the official state vegetable.
Posted in College & Funny & Sports
Culturally significant words and phrases from The Simpsons
A fantastic look at the words and phrases from The Simpsons that have made their way into popular use.
Cromulent means valid, acceptable, or possibly commonplace, coined by David X. Cohen for the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Iconoclast"; embiggen, more obviously, means to grow in size.
When schoolteacher Edna Krabappel hears the Springfield town motto, "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man," she comments she'd never heard of the word embiggens before moving to Springfield. Miss Hoover, another teacher, replies, "I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word".
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man
There were more tense moments today after Boston Police were forced to blow up a suspicious looking man near a lamp post. An alert city worker called in the man after noticing that he had been leaning against the lamp post for more than ten minutes.
Posted in Current Affairs & Digg & Funny
An Open Letter to the Occupants of a House on the Nintendo Game 'Paperboy.'
Iam writing to apologize for causing damage to your property on "Tuesday," when the newspapers I was attempting to deliver accidentally broke two of your windows, overturned your garbage cans, and, most despicably, unearthed a gravestone in your front lawn. The extremely hazardous and fast-paced sidewalk of the street you live on made my adrenaline jolt, and I had no choice but to pedal away, narrowly avoiding a tornado, the Grim Reaper, and that breakdancer who hangs around your house. I'm not sure if he's identified himself as a witness to the vandalism yet, but regardless, I am sorry.
(via)
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MySpace on The Daily Show
Demetri Martin has a ridiculously funny special report on MySpace and other online communities.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Aggies = Cheaters
Whoops. There's just certain things you're supposed to not say to a reporter. Silly Aggie.
The Milk Man, the Sheep, and the Seahawk
Student section at the Erwin Center came prepared to Saturday's Texas vs. Texas A&M game.
Honest College Course Descriptions
I definitely took Incomprehensible Foreign Professor
several times. Statistics 309 with Besty Greenberg should definitely been called Professor Book Sale.
Why use Microsoft Excel when you can use this ridiculously bad software I have a financial interest in?
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The World of Nintendo
I definitely wanted some of this stuff when I was 10 and totally had this kick ass watch at some point in my youth. You're a loser if you didn't.
Be sure to read the "unaltered" captions, funny stuff.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Chuck Norris knows all
Crap, we all better look out. Chuck Norris knows about the random facts.
A roundhouse kick to the head could be coming any minute.
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Chronic-les of Narnia
"Snack attack motherf***er!"
Posted in Funny
25 Things You Should Know About Guys
Every guy has one
dorkyhobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
Sports aren't normally dorky, but my obsession with them is probably at least borderline dorky.
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Time Warner DVR has a sense of humor
If you don't get the joke, be sure to read his post to find out why this is funny.
President Bush's presidential speechalist
Holy cow is that funny, Andy Dick is great is short bursts. From Comedy Central's Last Call 2004.
Posted in Current Affairs & Funny
Tiger Woods signs deal to endorse A-Rod
A-Rod wants to be recognized not just as a star, but as an honest and hard-working individual, and the easiest way for A-Rod to get people to perceive him in this fashion is to sign a much more beloved athlete to tell them that.
I really need to remember to read The Onion more often.
PA on SkyMall
I can't stand flying, can I get a SkyMall magazine somewhere else? And would it be as interesting?
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Aggies prepare for Rita
Sometimes it's just too easy.
Posted in Funny
Think the Xbox 360 is expensive?
Then Penny Arcade has an idea on how you can scrape together the money to afford the premium package.
Posted in Funny
Anti-portfolio
All the business opportunities Bessemer Venture Partners passed on. Online auctions and search engines? What horrible ideas...
(via Matt)
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The 50 People Who Need a Vicious Beating
Aside from #1, Jay Leno, this list is right on. I've got no problem with wanting to give Leno a beating, but there are a lot of more deserving people. Lots of great people who need a vicious beating from the sports world, the Skip Bayless (#36) is right on the mark.
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Nice TV GW
George W. Bush settles in to watch the shuttle launch on his state of the art 13" television set.
(via Engadget)
Posted in Current Affairs & Funny & Photos
The 'Wally Reflector'
Great Dilbert on how to act like you want to do the work and still avoid it.
Posted in Funny
What could've made Sideways better
I didn't think it was that bad, but it was certainly an overrated film filled with yuppies who make me want to punch them in the face.
(via Best Week Ever)
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
What if other NFL players spelled their names like Brett Favre?
Brett Favre's ancestors couldn't spell, what if other NFL players had the same problems?
- Drew Bledose
- Ben Reothlibsegrer
- Vinny Testavedre
- Jerry Rcie
- Chris Fuamtau-Ma'alfaa
- Michael Vcik
- Jamal Leiws
- Willis MaGaehe
- Laveranues Coels
- Brett Farve
Tony Batista scares tiny Asians
Former major leaguer Tony Batista gets beaned in a Japanese pro baseball game and the poor pitcher takes off running thinking he's coming after him.
(via BestWeekEver)
Plunk Biggio
A weblog "Dedicated to Craig Biggio and his (probably unintentional) Quest to break the all time major league career record for getting hit by pitches."
Although he's having a good season, I wish he and Jeff Bagwell had stopped getting plunked two years ago before their salaries and talent decline started to really hurt the Astros.
(via Kottke)
Dark side of the Garden
Now that's a funny shirt. Darth is a topiary genius!
Posted in Funny
Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by spam subject lines
May 27th's cartoon is crude and hilarious.
(via evhead)
Posted in Funny
A Gamer's Manifesto
What gamers want and will actually get from the next-generation of consoles.
Hilarious.
(via SixFoot6)
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Dad?
Another great shirt from Threadless, too bad they don't have any larges in stock.
Posted in Funny
Great iPods in history
Part two of the Mike Davidson's iPod shuffle giveaways is chock full of hilarious entries. Make sure to scroll through all the comments to see them all.
Posted in Funny
Dilbert on procrastination and unreasonable deadlines
Haha.
Posted in Funny
Evil Empire vs. Evil Empire
Nick Bakay compares Star Wars and the New York Yankees.
(via Orangebloods forums)
Posted in Entertainment & Funny & Sports
Return of the Dorks
Holy freaking crap this may be the funniest thing of all time.
When's the baby due?
Six weeks.
That's the last time he'll ever see female genetalia.
Posted in Funny
Celebs saying their favorite swear words
Okay, so not safe for work but funny as hell. It's just some commercial for a TV network in England with celebrities saying their favorite cuss words.
(via forgetfoo)
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Fauxmosexuality
How to tell a metrosexual from a guy pretending to be a metrosexual because he thinks it'll get him laid.
(via Jeff Croft)
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Should Dilbert date a coworker?
Dogbert thinks Dilbert needs to lower his standards.
Posted in Funny
Stock footage additions, plus the original source!
An update to an update to an update.
The girl in the blue hat and shell necklace that first amazed us with her ability to go to school with Dell and Gateway at the same time, has shown up several more times in the last week. Plus, I finally got curious enough to look for the original source and was able locate it pretty easily.
Most. Distrubing. Teddy Bear. Ever.
That is seriously weird. I'm hoping it's just a bear whose coat you can change posed oddly. So weird.
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I am Derek Tobago
Semicolons blow
I really have no earthly idea when to use semicolons. I imagine I could count the times I correctly used them in the last five years on one hand.
Posted in Funny | 3 Comments
RonMexico.com
Michael Vick is being sued by a woman who claims he knowingly gave her an STD. He allegedly uses the name Ron Mexico
for the purpose of his testing and treatments.
Berg tried to buy the RonMexico.com domain but was one day too late. Now whoever beat him too it has a site up with nothing but a link to a CafePress store. My favorite item is the thong.
Posted in Funny & Sports | 3 Comments
Man recreates Rocky movie
Best parts: the very beginning when he uses supermarket conveyor belt as treadmill and in the middle when he weighs himself on the supermarket scale.
(via Kottke)
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Penny Arcade - Liar's Day
Now those are some good April Fool's jokes.
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You have died of dysentery
Now that's a funny t-shirt.
Man I loved Oregon Trail, I never had it at home. I was deprived.
(via Preshrunk)
Posted in Funny
Mouse pad couch
That's thoroughly amusing. A good mousepad is really hard to find these days, mine at home has Reesey's picture on it.
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Penny Arcade on Lumines
My thoughts exactly.
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Credit card signature pranks
I've taken to half-assing my signature so much on those screens at Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc. The ones on the self-checkouts are at like a freaking ninety degree angle, how am I supposed to write on that thing?
This guy took it a few steps further after he notices how long it's been since anyone's checked the signature. I could've told him that Circuit City was going to check, Best Buy does too. They check ID and the signature most of the time.
(via Authentic Boredom)
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Daily Show on Elgin and Dr. Phil
I was going to do a full post with high quality video pulled off my TiVo, but after an hour of downloading ten different encoders, decoders, demuxers, and multiplexers and then another hour of actually trying to use it I just gave up. It really shouldn't have to be so damn hard.
It's funny, my parents are from Elgin, watch the freaking clip already.
Posted in Funny
Brian is having a massage
In response to a day full of this I guess.
(via Kottke, who is having one too)
Posted in Funny
The 30 least-hot things you can say to a naked woman
I'm ready to go again. Too much fiber, I guess.
Posted in Funny
JJ is Redickulous-LY GAY
Nice retort to the Duke fan's sign heralding JJ Redick by a Maryland fan.
Posted in Funny & Photos | 9 Comments
A day in the life of Darth Vader
Darth Vader goes to work and puts up with the baby.
Posted in Funny
Potentially Offensive Insights
Al-Qaeda game developers and murder porn, what more can you ask for?
Posted in Funny
Napoleon Dynamite vs. Fender
Weird but funny cross-promotion between Napoleon Dynamite and the new animated movie Robots.
(via Kottke)
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Phil Mickelson photo
No comment.
The Hooters Gates
Well if Christo and Jeanne-Claude aren't going to make any money off The Gates, I guess someone else should.
(via Matt)
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Awkward Office Moments
Nice list. Almost all of these happen to me at the office weekly.
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The Super Friends act out Office Space scenes
Superman as Peter Gibbons, Batman is Michael Bolton, Robin as Samir.
It's sure is funny seeing Aquaman showing us his oh face.
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How Paris Hilton got hacked
Umm... duh.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Women will get sterile just looking at you
Holy cow this is funny.
(via Airbag)
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Decorate Malarkey's studio
Some really funny stuff in the comments.
A puppy watching the Puppy Bowl
We watched it a little. Reesey kept barking at it and trying to figure out what was wrong. She would go behind the TV and see if she could find the whimpering puppy back there. So cute.
Poor little Reesey didn't get to see the puppies in HD, Grande sucks.
(via Airbag)
Germany rules!
Chocolate, beer, cars, war... You name it, Germany rules at it.
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How To Write Unmaintainable Code
Now this is funny stuff. Helpful hints like using one letter variable names and lying in the comments. Must read.
(via forevergeek)
The rules according to guys
Something every woman should read. My favorites:
- Learn to work the toilet seat.
- Ask for what you want.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say
nothing,
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Posted in Funny
Penny Arcade on Video Game exclusivity
Penny Arcade's got a pretty funny comic on the whole EA with the NFL and ESPN contracts, and Take Two with Major League Baseball signing.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Aggie Goat Camp
No seriously. Aggieland Goat Camp. Goat. Camp. It's just too easy.
GOATS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED, YOU MUST FURNISH YOUR OWN GOAT
For all my parents have given me, the thing I'm most thankful for is that I wasn't raised an Aggie.
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You suck at the Internet
I'm not sure why, but I found this incredibly hilarious. I was talking to my boss when I saw it in someone's post at a message board, I had a hard time not busting out laughing.
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Get Fuzzy is on the juice
Bucky is pumping iron and on the juice.
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Create your own iPod Shuffle
A real quick hack to turn your iPod into an iPod Shuffle.
I beat anorexia
He beat anorexia. Good thing he sought help before it was too late.
(via Authentic Boredom)
The Gallery of Misused Quotation Marks
One of my big pet peeves is people
who use quotation marks
incorrectly.
It's really freaking annoying.
The Gallery of Misused
Quotation Marks is pretty damn funny.
Some favorites:
- Road
Work
Ahead Milk
1.99Real
bacon bitsFresh
fruit
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Comic Sans Anti F***ing Piracy
Michael Heilemann discusses his opinion of the anti-piracy propaganda that you have to sit through at the beginning of a movie you just paid to see.
Posted in Entertainment & Funny
Dilbert on secretaries
Haha.
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Business sucks sale
Truth in advertising.
(via Kottke)
Posted in Funny
Dooce bought a Boohbah
These are the ugliest/creepiest things I've ever seen. I saw them in Toys R Us and felt compelled to point that out to everyone within ear shot. Dooce thinks they're retarded too, but bought Leta one anyways.
What is wrong with kids these days? Why can't they just play with sock monkeys. Those things ruled.
Posted in Funny
Online dating job auction site
Pretty funny Dilbert.
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Flamingo Drive
From the makers of the penguin chucking Yeti comes Flamingo Drive. Your yeti uses a flamingo golf club to whack the penguin as far as possible. Be sure to use the giraffe and snake assistance as often as possible.
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Zeldman goes postal
I've never had issues with the USPS site, probably because I've never tried to actually purchase anything.
Structured procrastination
The list of tasks one has in mind will be ordered by importance. Tasks that seem most urgent and important are on top. But there are also worthwhile tasks to perform lower down on the list. Doing these tasks becomes a way of not doing the things higher up on the list.
Shows how come my apartment would get so organized during finals time in college.
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What is FedEx? (PDF!)
Funny ad from FedEx capitalizing on Ken Jennings' incorrect answer that cost him his record winning streak. (via Authentic Boredom)
Posted in Funny
Harry Da Vinci's Rings
Young Harry, a Hogwart's symbologist fights orcs in the hills of New Zealand.
Almost as good as my nerd movie nirvana: Lord of the Jedi Strikes Back: Reloaded.
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Society Founder Invited to Join the Gmail Testing Group
I can't decide what this site is, is it serious? Or is it something more akin to The Onion? Or is it a site that links to real but stupid news.
Whatever it is, it's funny. The guy got a Gmail invite and decided it was worthy of a press release. The gracious founder had this to say:
I am thrilled about Google’s invitation to join its Gmail beta testing group. To be selected by fellow beta users to help during the testing period is an honor. The Landist Society is always striving to find and improve the technology services we offer our members. Now we have an excellent channel with which we can express our members' specific needs to Google.
Stupid people are funny. (via Authentic Boredom Linkage)
Update: Oh yeah, I just remembered I have Gmail invites again. Want one? No need for a press release, just contact me and I'll hook you up.
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Tattoo'd clothing
I could be so hardcore with one of these tattoo'd t-shirts. Chicks would be all over me.
Or this could be the lamest and strangest fad I've ever seen. Do you think they have a sleeve color light enough to match my pale-ass skin? (via Engadget)
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The Latest National Crisis
Uptight and negligent mothers release their list of the top 10 most violent games, and then Penny Arcade attacks them. Hilarity ensues.
Posted in Funny
Funny Dilbert on why I'm always right
Pretty funny. In case you don't know me very well, I am always right.
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Ratherisms
Some of the best:
Do you hear that knocking...President Bush's re-election is at the door.
In southern states they beat him like a rented mule.
What about Michigan? It's been out there for a long time. Is that making your fingernails sweat?
He used a similar one back in 2002:
It's beginning to get exciting as the Democrats' fingernails are starting to sweat.
Hilarious. It's amazing what a SFA education gets you. (via Jeremy Flint)
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Get Fuzzy on Johnny Damon
Since Jesus plays for the Red Sox, Bucky suggests Steinbrenner will bring in Buddha next year.
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Real life Aggie joke
I love Aggies, they do such a good job of making the rest of us feel better about ourselves.
Posted in Funny
Ashlee Simpson iPod
Wow, this is classic. Greg Storey is an amazing designer and he's come up with some great stuff, but his latest creation is his best. Hilarious!
Posted in Funny
Ashlee Simpson actually worse than she sounds
Wow, I thought Ashlee Simpson was a crappy singer, turns out she's actually crappier than she sounds. She was caught on SNL when she held the mic down at her waist and everyone could still hear her voice singing, the wrong freakin' song.
Update: Christina and I saw Ashlee on the Radio Music Awards last night (10/25) and damn she was horrible. Please Ashlee, for the sake of mankind go back to lip-synching.
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A-Rod's purse
Haha, nice one. A-Rod sure made himself the butt of a lot of jokes with this one.
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Chuck likes Pop Tarts
Reesey would have been on the table about .7 seconds after I left it. Chuck is a begger, Reesey is a grabber.
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iDebate
Someone has discovered the truth behind the bulge on Bush's back during the first debate. Pretty clever.
I haven't mentioned the bulge itself before because it's too moronic to bother. Some people are claiming that the photo posted here proves that George W. was receiving help during the debate. Morons.
It's the year 2004, if he was wired and communicating with someone during the debate he would've had a tiny ear piece and not some giant rectangular thing. Someone at Juiced Thoughts suggested it might be a bullet-proof vest. (via Joi Ito via Juiced Thoughts)
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PA on Lost
I love Lost.
I love Penny Arcade.
Posted in Funny
dooce: The First Born
Poor Chuck, he's now just a dog.
Posted in Funny
You Have Bad Taste in Music
I'll admit that I'm no music afficionado. I find out about new music from the radio, MTV, iTunes, and Christina. I probably couldn't tell you what was good music, but I definitely can tell bad music when I hear it.
The guy on this site attends concerts with a bull horn and makes sure everyone is clear that their taste in music sucks. Fortunately for us, he video tapes it all for our amusement.
Of particular hilarity are the Train and Justin Timberlake/Christina Aguilera clips.
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Chatting AIM bot
Pretty funny, possibly pretty evil too. Have a pedophile friend? Send Stacey the 15 year old
Here's my conversation with "Stacey." And Christina's boring one with Andy.
The bot doesn't seem very intelligent, I think I remember SmartBuddy or whatever that thing was called back in the day making for a more intelligent conversation. Of course with "him", we would just IM him to tell him to f*** off. College RULES!!
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Neubix employee no. 5
Two links in one day about puppies, but this damn dog was too cute not to link to.
Posted in Funny
Flickr tag: puppy
Flick is a pretty damn cool web app that lets you share and manage your photo collections. If you make your images public and give them tags, then people can view all the most recent images with a common tag just by entering a particular URL. The best one ever is "puppy," because everyone loves puppies. (via Anil Dash)
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PA mocks Tiger Woods
Penny Arcade takes a shot at Tiger Woods' recent career troubles, but only one of them gets the joke.
Posted in Funny
Get Fuzzy
This is just a really funny comic starring a guy and his cat and dog. I've been reading via RSS for about a month now and it's almost always good.
Today's (9/23) is particularly funny as the cat tries to curse the owner's beloved Red Sox.
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The Incredibles trailer
This movie looks like it's going to be hilarious, all the trailers have been great. This one is funny as hell and it's a high-quality Quicktime file too.
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ifoundsomeofyourlife
Guy gets in taxi. Guy loses Compact Flash card. Another guy gets in taxi. Other guy posts all 227 of you photos in his blog, complete with stories.
Hilarity ensues.
Update: Apparently the site owner has buckled under the pressure. He has pulled the site's content in fear of legal action (but not from the actual memory card owner). I hate lawyers.
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Crapping can be hazardous to your health
Heather Armstrong is one damn funny woman. Her site Dooce.com is filled with funny stories of her life, and there's a ton of heartwarming stuff mixed in there too.
This story isn't even from her own life, but of her cousin's. But DAMN is it funny. Must read.
Posted in Funny
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