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Dooce bought a Boohbah

These are the ugliest/creepiest things I've ever seen. I saw them in Toys R Us and felt compelled to point that out to everyone within ear shot. Dooce thinks they're retarded too, but bought Leta one anyways.

What is wrong with kids these days? Why can't they just play with sock monkeys. Those things ruled.

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Online dating job auction site

Pretty funny Dilbert.

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Flamingo Drive

From the makers of the penguin chucking Yeti comes Flamingo Drive. Your yeti uses a flamingo golf club to whack the penguin as far as possible. Be sure to use the giraffe and snake assistance as often as possible.

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Zeldman goes postal

I've never had issues with the USPS site, probably because I've never tried to actually purchase anything.

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Structured procrastination

The list of tasks one has in mind will be ordered by importance. Tasks that seem most urgent and important are on top. But there are also worthwhile tasks to perform lower down on the list. Doing these tasks becomes a way of not doing the things higher up on the list.

Shows how come my apartment would get so organized during finals time in college.

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What is FedEx? (PDF!)

Funny ad from FedEx capitalizing on Ken Jennings' incorrect answer that cost him his record winning streak. (via Authentic Boredom)

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Harry Da Vinci's Rings

Young Harry, a Hogwart's symbologist fights orcs in the hills of New Zealand.

Almost as good as my nerd movie nirvana: Lord of the Jedi Strikes Back: Reloaded.

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Society Founder Invited to Join the Gmail Testing Group

I can't decide what this site is, is it serious? Or is it something more akin to The Onion? Or is it a site that links to real but stupid news.

Whatever it is, it's funny. The guy got a Gmail invite and decided it was worthy of a press release. The gracious founder had this to say:

I am thrilled about Google’s invitation to join its Gmail beta testing group. To be selected by fellow beta users to help during the testing period is an honor. The Landist Society is always striving to find and improve the technology services we offer our members. Now we have an excellent channel with which we can express our members' specific needs to Google.

Stupid people are funny. (via Authentic Boredom Linkage)

Update: Oh yeah, I just remembered I have Gmail invites again. Want one? No need for a press release, just contact me and I'll hook you up.

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Tattoo'd clothing

I could be so hardcore with one of these tattoo'd t-shirts. Chicks would be all over me.

Or this could be the lamest and strangest fad I've ever seen. Do you think they have a sleeve color light enough to match my pale-ass skin? (via Engadget)

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The Latest National Crisis

Uptight and negligent mothers release their list of the top 10 most violent games, and then Penny Arcade attacks them. Hilarity ensues.

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Funny Dilbert on why I'm always right

Pretty funny. In case you don't know me very well, I am always right.

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Ratherisms

Some of the best:

Do you hear that knocking...President Bush's re-election is at the door.

In southern states they beat him like a rented mule.

What about Michigan? It's been out there for a long time. Is that making your fingernails sweat?

He used a similar one back in 2002:

It's beginning to get exciting as the Democrats' fingernails are starting to sweat.

Hilarious. It's amazing what a SFA education gets you. (via Jeremy Flint)

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Get Fuzzy on Johnny Damon

Since Jesus plays for the Red Sox, Bucky suggests Steinbrenner will bring in Buddha next year.

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Real life Aggie joke

I love Aggies, they do such a good job of making the rest of us feel better about ourselves.

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Ashlee Simpson iPod

Wow, this is classic. Greg Storey is an amazing designer and he's come up with some great stuff, but his latest creation is his best. Hilarious!

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Ashlee Simpson actually worse than she sounds

Wow, I thought Ashlee Simpson was a crappy singer, turns out she's actually crappier than she sounds. She was caught on SNL when she held the mic down at her waist and everyone could still hear her voice singing, the wrong freakin' song.

Update: Christina and I saw Ashlee on the Radio Music Awards last night (10/25) and damn she was horrible. Please Ashlee, for the sake of mankind go back to lip-synching.

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A-Rod's purse

Haha, nice one. A-Rod sure made himself the butt of a lot of jokes with this one.

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Chuck likes Pop Tarts

Reesey would have been on the table about .7 seconds after I left it. Chuck is a begger, Reesey is a grabber.

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iDebate

Someone has discovered the truth behind the bulge on Bush's back during the first debate. Pretty clever.

I haven't mentioned the bulge itself before because it's too moronic to bother. Some people are claiming that the photo posted here proves that George W. was receiving help during the debate. Morons.

It's the year 2004, if he was wired and communicating with someone during the debate he would've had a tiny ear piece and not some giant rectangular thing. Someone at Juiced Thoughts suggested it might be a bullet-proof vest. (via Joi Ito via Juiced Thoughts)

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PA on Lost

I love Lost.

I love Penny Arcade.

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