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I am too attractive for Mischa Barton

November 07, 2005 at 09:58 PM

Mischa Barton and her loser boyfriend

Apparently, Mischa Barton likes unattractive guys. Really, really ugly dudes. I mean not just ugly, but creepy and homeless ugly. Did I mention that she has bad taste in men?

Though I'd need to stop getting hair cuts or bathing or going to the gym if I wanted a shot, I'd probably still have to pass since she annoys the heck out of me on The O.C.

Comments

1 ashley said...

his face isn't too ugly, it's somewhat attractive. she's gorgeous. she's not into the stereotypical type. i think that's great. she's deep and dresses that way too.

Posted on November 23, 2005 at 12:37 AM

2 Brian said...

I don't think we can applaud her for dating some millionaire dude just because he doesn't take showers. And how do you dress "deep"?

Posted on November 23, 2005 at 06:49 AM

3 lucinda said...

yeh....mischa should have stayed with ben!

Posted on April 12, 2006 at 12:27 AM

4 Fleur said...

I think that she can do so much better than him,, illl he is scary,, why is she in love with him? Oh My God!
xx

Posted on April 13, 2006 at 09:23 AM

5 Ashlee said...

omfg! is she seriusly seeing this loser mischa is gaaaawjus she cud do sooo much better then him shes stunning nd he's .......not blaah mischa wat r yu thinking!

Posted on April 18, 2006 at 05:14 PM

6 gdJgdJ said...

that guy is awesome and she is so prettyyyy. But her style is starting to look like his, which is not good b/c she should be herself. :/

Posted on April 19, 2006 at 03:03 PM

7 Lola said...

Eww...
He has a moustache and ugly lips...i mean how do u kiss those ugly sausages?
Mischa get yourself someone worthy of ur sexiiness, not some slob that dresses like a homelesss pervert with no money.
And this is for lucinda, Mischa was never going out with ben ! It's a show for goodeness sake. Thanks for reading! =)

Posted on April 25, 2006 at 09:02 PM

8 Lola said...

Eww...
He has a moustache and ugly lips...i mean how do u kiss those ugly sausages?
Mischa get yourself someone worthy of ur sexiiness, not some slob that dresses like a homelesss pervert with no money.
And this is for lucinda, Mischa was never going out with ben ! It's a show for goodeness sake. Thanks for reading! =)

Posted on April 25, 2006 at 09:04 PM

9 ann-cherie said...

what the fu*k he is soooo frickin ugly and she is sooo frickin pretty why would she go out with him? ibetcha he put her under a spell or sumthin cuz hon-e there aint no way!
mischa getya head out of the clouds and see how frickin retarted he is so u can dump him on the east 1-10 and go get someone better!

thanx evereone!

Posted on April 27, 2006 at 01:40 PM

10 Liv Axelsson said...

hej I hope and you don´t quit to play Marissa Cooper at The O.C.
Please dont do that.

Posted on May 09, 2006 at 07:53 AM

11 jess said...

wow, damn reading all those comments you are all so cold! he could be the nicest sweetest man alive, you all say how you love her but you bag out her bf? thats just dumb.
looks dont matter but if you guys care so much go ahead (some smart ass will probly say about now yea ok i will go ahead, i no i would)

Posted on May 09, 2006 at 06:54 PM

12 socertise said...

he is really ugly!!!!!! she should date benjamin mckenize he sooo much hotter!!!!!!!! I really hope they break-up

Posted on May 16, 2006 at 08:18 AM

13 Annabelle said...

Mischa Barton is one of my favorite actress' out there but this guy is soooo low for her!! she could get any guy she wants and she chose him?? who is he anyways?? he brings her stardom down!! she needs to date someone sexy....just like she is

Posted on May 22, 2006 at 11:14 AM

14 Steph said...

Omgoodness Mischa barton has great taste in clothing especially in shoes (keds) are the best anyways she doesnt have that great taste in guys but i mean looks dont compt but hygene should

Posted on May 24, 2006 at 05:44 PM

15 Lydia Hunnington said...

I cant believe somebody as gorgeos as her would really go for someone who doesnt really care about the way he looks. I think he must be realy great and she must love him for his personality either that or shes got her beer goggles on.

Posted on June 06, 2006 at 12:14 PM

16 Rachel said...

I think Mischa is really losing her mind!
She is my favourite actress and she is dating that hobo.
I wish she had a better guy like Volchok or Seth or Ryan she could even have Chad Micheal Murray but he is a bit to young!

Posted on June 13, 2006 at 03:52 PM

17 JJB said...

i really dont understand why should would date somebody who takes so little pride in himself. I mean shes stunning and i wouldnt choose any 1 else if i got 2 choose someone 2 spend the rest of my life with. The only reason ive just started to do modeling is because if i make it really big id go straght for her id treat her like a queen.

Posted on June 17, 2006 at 08:15 PM

18 JJB said...

one more thing i forgot to write on my last comment is that i will one day date mischa barton i wont quit untill i do. you heard it first on here give me 5 years and she will be dateing a gd looking british model u wait and see just remember when u see me and her in a magazine 2gether.she just deserves to be treated perfect and i would treat her perfect.

Posted on June 17, 2006 at 08:20 PM

19 Emily said...

if she likes him I guess it's all right? all though she is much prettier than him ..

Posted on June 18, 2006 at 12:33 PM

20 JJB said...

i understand when people fall in love but he just doesnt deserve her hes a right state and when amazingly beautiful girls like mischa barton start sinking to there partners level like him she will start dressing crappy, start taking drugs and lose loads of weight things like that happen. u watch slowly that will start 2 happen i bet he treats her crap she just deserves some one that at least is nice looking i mean. its sounds crazy but i swear if i was dateing her i wouldnt ever say a bad word 2 her i onestly wouldnt.

Posted on June 19, 2006 at 12:24 PM

21 Tim said...

Guys, whats your problem... most of you are saying that she should be with someone who is famous, someone just as glamourous as her... its all Bullshit, she should be with ME!

And for those who were wishing that she stays on the OC: she wont, according to the skript her character is gonna die!
And she will only be in our memories... :-(

peace

Posted on June 20, 2006 at 06:03 AM

22 JJB said...

yep she is going out of the oc and the only reason worth wathing it is going to be when Ryan hunts down Volchok and kills him thats it. i can see the OC going down the pan now she has left u watch. and tim she should be with me and one day she will.

Posted on June 20, 2006 at 09:03 AM

23 maddy said...

I don't think that they will last very long. Yes, they have been together for a while but he also had a three year relationship with Kimberley Stewart and that ended too. Maybe she will get back together with Ben.

Posted on June 27, 2006 at 08:18 PM

24 Steve said...

TO EVERYBODY ON THIS PAGE RIPPIN' ON MISCHA'S BEAU, CISCO ADLER.....

FIRST, you should learn a little more about him and his lifestyle! He is the lead singer of an up and coming rock'n roll band, called Whitestarr(www.myspace.com/whitestarr). They just recently got signed by indie label, Contango Records. Once you have checked out the band, you might learn a little bit about why he is who he is. Don't be so hard to judge because I bet you have somethin about you that isn't picture perfect, but once people get to know you... you could totally be a great person. I've met Mischa for a brief moment in Malibu at her bf's show. She is a great girl and I could tell that she is definitely in love with him. SECOND, members in a rock'n roll band are supposed to have long hair... I can't understand why you people care so much about who Mischa is dating!!! Let her be happy and let Cisco write songs about her because he has some talent. I think they are a great couple and together they are SEXY; JUST GET TO KNOW THEM MORE!

~STEVE FROM ARIZONA

Posted on June 30, 2006 at 04:26 PM

25 Steve said...

CHECK OUT WHITESTARR @ HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/WHITESTARR, OR AT HTTP://WWW.CONTANGORECORDS.COM

Posted on June 30, 2006 at 04:30 PM

26 JJB said...

im here to tell steve something im an up and coming model Armani and D&G want me 2 model for them and when i start 2 im goin 2 make megar money and as soon as i do im goin to whisk Mischa off her feet and save her from this tramp and his crap band. trust me they will never last u will see.

Posted on June 30, 2006 at 06:05 PM

27 Steve said...

JJB, nothing lasts in La La land or Hollywood! Together they are just great and if you disagree you are just so lonely yourself! The band is not crap... www.myspace.com/whitestarr

Posted on July 01, 2006 at 06:16 AM

28 JJB said...

the band are goin 2 be shit plus im not lonely i just think she deserves something alot better somebody who would treat her perfect like i would i really would i just think shes amazingly Hot so go back 2 your crap music steve!!

Posted on July 01, 2006 at 07:09 PM

29 Steve said...

JJB you would think she is quote unquote "AMAZINGLY HOT"! How many other guys have probably said that about her? Women don't want to hear that $hit. They want to hear words that come from a more verbose vocabulary, such as: beautiful, gorgeous, voluptuous, erotic, etc. You may be some sort of model, but I highly doubt you will ever have the chance with a quality girl like Mischa. You may also make mega money someday, but don't think that is what girls like herself look for in a guy. So just a few words of advice... DON'T break up with your boyfriend just yet pretty boy! WHITESTARR is blowin up just as quickly as you can toss a salad! Good luck w/ your career and gaining all the material posessions you can dream of. You're a bag of deusch!

THE - END

Posted on July 03, 2006 at 12:54 AM

30 JJB said...

listen here steve i aint getting into a argument with a ****ing Goth go listen 2 some heavy **** music and put your make up on u freak!!!. all i was saying is i think shes Amazing and i wouldnt ever say a bad word 2 her ever!! i aint like other lads i only look 4 a girl thats perfect 4 me and not just any slag when i see beauty i no it and thats exactly what Mischa Barton is pure Beauty so dont judge me when u dont no me. Dont write bk gorm go play a video game instead or something

[Clean up the language a bit or don't post on this site.]

Posted on July 03, 2006 at 05:53 PM

31 Steve said...

JJB... if anybody, you are the one wearing makeup pretty boy! Not a goth here big guy! You ARE like other LADS because you obsess over women that you will never even have a chance with(CALL IT A DREAM)! What is bk gorm by the way?

Posted on July 05, 2006 at 12:46 AM

32 JJB said...

bk is short 4 back muppet and Gorm is just an ugly guy listen 2 me u dont understand how much i like her im Addicted 2 her call it sad but i cant help myself. Im different 2 every other guy because i want her so bad i really do man ive watched her in the music videos shes done ive watched every episode of the OC i got wallpaper on comp i LOVE!!! EVERYTHING!! about her really do and ill strive in life 2 even get a chance with her and yer it is just a Dream but as they say if u want it bad enough u will get it and i want her as bad as it gets. ive just got to find a way thats all.

Posted on July 05, 2006 at 06:32 AM

33 Dalia said...

um... well i think it's a little bit mean how everyone is judging cisco(?) has no one heard of the frog prince????

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Posted on July 09, 2006 at 08:13 AM

34 JJB said...

Does anybody no were abouts mischa barton lives? like for example california or orlando write bk any body 2 tell me plz?? if u could tell me exactly were that would be good as well plz?

Posted on July 09, 2006 at 06:21 PM

35 Sheila said...

He is so ugly!!!!!!
She must go with Ben he look s very good

Posted on July 11, 2006 at 03:13 PM

36 Sheila said...

He is so ugly!!!!!!
She must go with Ben he looks very good

Posted on July 11, 2006 at 03:13 PM

37 Sheila said...

I´m gonna write again about mischa
bye bye from AUSTRIA

Posted on July 11, 2006 at 03:15 PM

38 Yikes said...

JJB, you're a stalker freak.

Posted on July 11, 2006 at 04:32 PM

39 JJB said...

I aint no starker u Dick i just wanner no were abouts she lives like does she live in California or Orlando or were ever i just was wondering thats all.

Posted on July 12, 2006 at 07:18 AM

40 JJB said...

I Love her the Girls Stunningly Beautiful and she deserves to have somebody who would treat her perfect.

Posted on July 12, 2006 at 07:19 AM

41 Kira said...

OMG!! JJB dude, you are soo totally deluded!! You're obviously living in fantasy land. There's a lot more substance to what someone looks for in an individual than just money or looks- whioh is all you claim to offer her!! You know absolutely nothing about her, all you have is a vision of her based on a tv show!! How dare you judge her and more importantly Cisco- whom you know nothing about?!!!You need to grow up. No-one finds a stalker attractive- it's frankly creepie and weird. You seriously need to geta life, or councilling.

Posted on July 17, 2006 at 06:05 AM

42 JJB said...

Listen here Kira all im saying is that shes is Beautiful and deserves 2 be treated right. and i can judge who i want i mean if shes happy with this cisco guy then fair enough but its just looks wise hes not even in same league as her. and i dont care wot u say 9 times out of 10 u go out with somebody because u fancy them because of how they look u see them and u think she or hes nice LOOKING!! so go and talk 2 them. Im not a starker i just think she gourgeous so dont tell me 2 get a life because u dont no me u Gorm

Posted on July 17, 2006 at 11:18 AM

43 samantha said...

Who cares who Mischa loves

a model
a guy in a band
someone with substance

it is her choice
she is pretty and successful
but she is human and makes stupid choices as well

if she wanted to date marilyn manson or even T.I. big whoop

Posted on July 18, 2006 at 10:12 AM

44 kyla said...

I've been told that I look exactly like Mischa Barton...

Posted on July 18, 2006 at 03:07 PM

45 JJB said...

Kyla if u look exactly like mischa barton can i have your msn addy plz? even if u look a bit like her u must be fit write bk plz?

Posted on July 18, 2006 at 06:06 PM

46 Pierce said...

why would she go out with him she has a chanch with any guy in the woruld my god

Posted on July 18, 2006 at 08:01 PM

47 Pierce said...

why would she go out with him she has a chanch with any guy in the woruld my god

Posted on July 18, 2006 at 08:03 PM

48 Brian said...

JJB you are very creepy. Now you're trying to stalk people who might look like Mischa.

Posted on July 18, 2006 at 10:50 PM

49 JJB said...

im not f***ing creepy im just saying if she looks a bit like mischa baton she must be fit so its normal 4 me 2 want 2 talk 2 a gd looking girl aint it god sake!! Brian wot kind of name is that any way apart from a S**T one so who u judgeing.

Posted on July 19, 2006 at 11:45 AM

50 actual fan who dosnt judge! said...

SHE CAN DATE WHO SHE WANTS!!!!!!godddd leave her alone!!!!!

Posted on July 19, 2006 at 08:34 PM

51 kyla said...

I guess it's harder for guys to understand why a girl would go out with a guy who might not seem attractive. I have personally found that alot of the time a girl will go out with a guy because of his personality, but it doesn't work vise-versa. Am I making sense to anyone? Or do I just sound extraordinarily sexist?

Posted on July 20, 2006 at 09:49 PM

52 Natalie said...

ive also been told i look a lot like mischa.
i dont think that people should judge her for who she is dating.
i think his band is also very good, and i look forward to hearing them more.
JJB, thats great that you think you can get Mischa, but i dont think you should bash her boy friend just because you are jelous of him. you have obviously never met him and dont have the right to judge him.

Posted on July 24, 2006 at 02:45 PM

53 JJB said...

yer natalie i get 1 u mean i shouldnt judge just on the looks side he aint great 4 her is her? Natalie can i have your msn plz then lol id love 2 talk 2 u more

Posted on July 26, 2006 at 09:20 AM

54 Janelle said...

I think Cisco's good looking.. and the dude is an amazing person in an awesome band..

Posted on July 26, 2006 at 06:04 PM

55 Janelle said...

And wasn't there an article out that Cisco proposed to Mischa in Hawaii and she accepted?

Posted on July 26, 2006 at 06:39 PM

56 Kyla said...

I like how everybody came to an agreement...it's like an after school special and we all learned an important lesson. Yeah Janelle, I read that they are getting married somewhere too.

Posted on July 28, 2006 at 07:36 PM

57 Kyla said...

Hey, did anyone also see her new adds for Bebe? She looks amazing!

Posted on July 28, 2006 at 07:40 PM

58 JJB said...

I still hope she doesnt marry him lol ive got that much of a soft spot 4 her i really have i care about her and ive never met her lol. kyla can i have your msn if u have 1.

Posted on July 29, 2006 at 03:55 PM

59 JJB said...

I still hope she doesnt marry him lol ive got that much of a soft spot 4 her i really have i care about her and ive never met her lol. kyla can i have your msn if u have 1.

Posted on July 29, 2006 at 03:57 PM

60 JJB said...

I still hope she doesnt marry him lol ive got that much of a soft spot 4 her i really have i care about her and ive never met her lol. kyla can i have your msn if u have 1.

Posted on July 29, 2006 at 03:57 PM