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The American Idol girls suck

February 21, 2006 at 08:14 PM

The final 12 awful girls on American Idol

Apparently the judges must have chosen the 12 female finalists with something other than their ears. A lot of attractive girls that can't sing a lick. They must have picked them based on cup size.

Over and over again the judges are complimenting how they look and their stage presence, they seem to think that's of equal importance to how well they can sing. They're all really terrible. Tone deaf.

My picks for the final three: Katharine McPhee, Lisa Tucker, & Kellie Pickler.

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1 berg80 said...

My vote is Becky O'Donohue

Posted on February 21, 2006 at 11:01 PM

2 Brian said...

I'm guessing since you picked her that you didn't actually watch the show. She's terrible, no singing ability whatsoever. And she does that angry face thing when she sings too, really lame. Definitely hot though.

She needs a stage name, maybe just drop the "O."

Posted on February 22, 2006 at 08:41 AM

3 Brian said...

Found this for you Berg. She (whichever one she is) actually doesn't look as good as she did on AI, but she's a lot nekkider.

Posted on February 23, 2006 at 09:33 AM

4 berg80 said...

Man, she looks a lot better on AI than in those pics.

Posted on February 23, 2006 at 11:35 PM

5 James said...

I think McPhee. I just hope they get rid of that little bitch soon. She sucks and her attitude sucks.

Posted on February 27, 2006 at 07:24 PM

6 Bird Dawg said...

How about Mandisa??? Definitely"tons-o-fun" but the woman has some pipes! Just wondering if she lost about 200 lbs if she could still belt out those tunes? She and that "fat-ass" Rueben Studdard, that won it year before last, would make a good duet. "rueben and the fat chick" OR "mandinga and the fat dude". I could definitely market the two of them. Next year they could star on the "biggest loser". Or Madolonga could go to the beach and lay down in the water then rueben sits on top of her and we call it "Survivor: with rueben on mandinga island.
either of them could get top billing at any aquairium in the country

Posted on March 17, 2006 at 02:22 AM

7 surewhatever34 said...

Bird Dawg...I hope both Mandesa and Reuben come along some day and sit on top of your big head and deflate it.

Posted on April 01, 2006 at 03:39 PM

8 Spicoli said...

They do it's all about the WB superstarrs.

Posted on July 09, 2006 at 10:16 AM