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WTF is a cobb salad and why is everyone eating them?

April 15, 2004 at 08:57 PM
Cobb salads

Over the last year and a half, everyone and their mother now sells cobb salads. Freaking McDonalds sells one. What the hell is it? It looks disgusting. Is it healthy or something? We really need to put a stop to eating shit that doesn't taste good. Being healthy is great and all, but you can take your tofu and shove it up your ass.

Comments

1 Christina said...

You're so dumb. A cobb salad is basically a Californian invention. It has chicken, lettuce, and corn relish and avocados. Nothing gross or weird about that. It's called "cobb" because it has corn in it. Tofu is gross I agree, but back in Dallas there's this place that makes it where it has a concoction of meat and tofu and it's deep fried sooo good - it's obviously not vegetarian though.

Posted on April 16, 2004 at 08:45 AM

2 Brian said...

I wish I could reply to posts while logged in. So you could tell the difference between me and some other Brian. Cobb salads sounds even more disgusting now that you explained it. Chicken and lettuce are bueno, but corn relish? Avocado? That's nasty.

Posted on April 16, 2004 at 08:49 AM

3 LBJ said...

Christina, don't be an idiot. Cobb salad is not named for its inclusion of corn--in fact, corn doesn't even come in a Cobb salad. (Even if it did, corn on the cob only has one B, so it would be a COB salad.) The salad was named for the owner of a California restaurant who fixed a salad one day with whatever he could find in the fridge, mainly lettuce, avocado, tomoato, turkey, egg, bacon, and cheese. And it's delicious.

Posted on September 20, 2006 at 12:55 PM