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School lunches

April 26, 2004 at 12:27 PM

I came to a realization about school lunches today. Okay, so I'm 24 years old and really shouldn't still be eating school lunches. But unless I want to not be lazy and/or wake up a lot earlier, I've got no other choice. Just another "perk" of the whole teaching gig.

My realization is that instead of making school lunches healthier to prevent kids from getting fat, they just reduced the sizes of portions and blamed it on coke machines. I'm not even growing anymore and I'm still starving every day. I can't imagine being a pubescent high school male trying to survive off of 5 chips with half an ounce of cheese and an ounce of meat. Poor little bastards, maybe that's why they're such shitheads. They're freaking starving.

Comments

1 Christina said...

Why don't you wake your butt off and make your own damn lunch and stop complaining. ;-) It's not hard to slap bread and meat together and stuff it in a bag.

Posted on April 26, 2004 at 01:17 PM

2 Brian said...

if it's so easy why dont you do it for me. tramp

Posted on April 26, 2004 at 03:36 PM

3 Christina said...

Cuz I ain't yo momma

Posted on April 26, 2004 at 03:54 PM

4 Brian said...

yeah, but you're my biiiiatch. ;-)

Posted on April 26, 2004 at 10:05 PM