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Sandwich lovin'

February 02, 2005 at 11:03 AM

The advertisement above is running on ESPN's Page2 and is absolutely hilarious. How did someone actually approve it? Apparently, McDonald's is not exactly as down with the slang kids these days are using as they think they are. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be telling us to have sex with their double cheeseburger. I'm a Dollar Menu guy is a stupid enough slogan without them also suggesting some hot man on sandwich action.... Continue reading

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Toy soldier taken hostage

February 02, 2005 at 08:54 AM

Nice work by Islamic militants to capture one of our most important soldiers, Special Ops Cody. GI Joe, He-Man, and Strawberry Shortcake have all been taken to an undisclosed location for their safety. Unfortunately the Secret Service got to Barbie's Dream Home a little too late.... Continue reading

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Guns and bibles

January 10, 2005 at 09:44 PM

We were just watching Vacation Home Search on the Travel Channel, and they're looking at vacation homes in Branson, Missouri. The realtor is showing the man a bedroom and points out the locking closet. She then utters the following words: You could put your guns or bibles in there. And stuff. Guns and bibles and stuff. In a locking closet. I know Missouri is in the Bible Belt, but is that really the first thing... Continue reading

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What day is Christmas again?

January 04, 2005 at 01:25 PM

I know I said I wouldn't procrastinate anymore, but now I'm rethinking that goal. After all, according to MSN procrastinators can shop now and the gifts can still arrive in time for Christmas. Damnit, why didn't someone tell me I could have put off all my gift shopping until January. I guess we should commend Microsoft for staying in the holiday spirit instead of being the grinch they normally are. Or maybe someone should... Continue reading

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Sign here to surrender your soul

December 20, 2004 at 01:49 PM

As a conservative person, I sure do miss the extreme weirdness of Austin. Check out this receipt from I Love Video and the agreement you're making by signing. It says, I hereby surrender my soul for all eternity to the clerks at I Luv Video and will become part of their legion of zombies. I wonder if that will hold up in court. Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer trades... Continue reading

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The Society for HandHeld Hushing

December 09, 2004 at 07:05 AM

Fight back against jackasses and conversations you don't give a damn about. Join SHHH and hand out these clever cards letting people know you think they should shut the hell up!... Continue reading

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Funny meds

November 10, 2004 at 08:45 AM

I stole this off the Orangebloods forums this morning... A man came into the ER and yelled, "My wife's going to have her babyin the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. - Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX At the beginning of my shift... Continue reading

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None of the above

October 02, 2004 at 01:17 PM

I'm tired of politics. John Kerry has no opinion and everyone thinks George Bush's opinions is wrong. So I'm going to try to tune it all out till after November. I'm getting all my news from Jon Stewart. Like GW? Then this is absolutely hilarious: The Ultimate John Kerry Ad John Kerry fan? Then you should watch this: Whitehouse West... Continue reading

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Brooster the Rooster

July 21, 2004 at 09:50 AM

A farmer had 200 hens but no rooster. He wanted chicks, so he asked a neighbor if he had a rooster for sale. "Well, I have one, but he's expensive," the neighbor said. "His name is Brooster. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." The farmer brought Brooster, took him home, set him down in the barnyard and gave him a pep talk. "Brooster," the farmer said, "I want you to pace yourself. You've... Continue reading

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